Quote: we start off with the Diva�s. LOUD boo�s for Carmella. I know this stuff bombs, and it really does have no place on Raw, but I�m so in love with all of these segments. The black chick got booted. OMG!!! BRYAN WAS RIGHT! Holy crap. I have no idea what in of their names are, besides Carmella. I do know that I�m in love with the red head. Coach threatened to extend this segment for 25 minutes, but out of nowhere came THE ROCK! And look at that, THEY DIDN�T F�N PROMOTE HIS RETURN! My younger brother just said, �Hey, he�s a draw right? Why wouldn�t they promote his being on Raw and try to make more money?� This is from a kid who hates wrestling. But wow, listen to that pop. Yea, I�d rather have a big pop than a bunch of money. Morons. Rock just insinuated that Lillian Garcia drank sperm at her last job. Wait, what? I have a feeling that joke was a little to close to home for some Raw Diva�s. Now Rock is having the Diva�s eat �pie�, brought to the ring by Tajiri. Rock is making this the most entertaining stupid segment of all time. Rock asked Taijiri what is favorite kind of pie was and some dude yelled, �SUSHI!� This is so stupid. One of the Diva�s is supposed to eat pie, but instead just challenged Carmella to a match. I think this was a shoot, because Rock won�t let anyone near the mic now. Carmella is just rubbing it on her. What is with these chicks and rubbing food on their bodies? The red head is named Christy! SHE�S INSANE!!! She said her butt was hungry and just sat on the pie! I have no idea what is going on anymore. This used to be a wrestling show. La Resistance came out to interrupt all this. Rock is just awesome. He�s the biggest star in the world, but he�s laying down for a low level tag team. Ooops, they�re the tag champs. I swear I�d forgotten. Rock eventually laid out the Coach with the people�s elbow. This was all 25 minutes long, but the Rock is the single most entertaining man in the business today, so it was worth it.
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